matt-the-catt:

snakeoil:

my favorite thing in the entire universe 

Gonna send this to my crush

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theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade.  3. Stir and serve with mint.  4. Be drunk.
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theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade.  3. Stir and serve with mint.  4. Be drunk.
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theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.

diminishes:

THE ULTIMATE TEEN MOVIE MASTERPOST (80s - present)
1980s:

fast times at ridgemont highlast american virginthe outsidersprivate schoolrisky businessrevenge of the nerdssixteen candlesthe breakfast clubferris bueller’s day offpretty in pinkstand by medirty dancingstand and delieverheathersbill and ted’s excellent adventuresay anything

1990s:

bill and ted’s bogus journeydazed and confusedcluelessmallratsromeo and julietcan’t hardly wait10 things i hate about youamerican pienever been kissedshe’s all that

2000s:

bring it onthe virgin suicidesnot another teen movieamerican pie 2how highsave the last dancea walk to rememberswimfanamerican weddingfreaky fridaywhat a girl wantsthe girl next doorsleepovereurotripnapolean dynamite13 going on 30mean girlsa cinderella storyfriday night lightsconfessions of a teenage drama queenaquamarinejohn tucker must dieshe’s the mancharlie barlettjunosuperbadsydney whiteanother cinderella storynick and norah’s infinite playlistdrillbit taylorsex drive17 againi love you, beth cooper

2010s:

easy ait’s kind of a funny storythe last songpromproject x21 jump streetpitch perfectthe perks of being a wall flowerthe first timewarm bodiesspring breakersthe bling ringthe to do listthe spectacular now

diminishes:

THE ULTIMATE TEEN MOVIE MASTERPOST (80s - present)

1980s:

fast times at ridgemont high
last american virgin
the outsiders
private school
risky business
revenge of the nerds
sixteen candles
the breakfast club
ferris bueller’s day off
pretty in pink
stand by me
dirty dancing
stand and deliever
heathers
bill and ted’s excellent adventure
say anything

1990s:

bill and ted’s bogus journey
dazed and confused
clueless
mallrats
romeo and juliet
can’t hardly wait
10 things i hate about you
american pie
never been kissed
she’s all that

2000s:

bring it on
the virgin suicides
not another teen movie
american pie 2
how high
save the last dance
a walk to remember
swimfan
american wedding
freaky friday
what a girl wants
the girl next door
sleepover
eurotrip
napolean dynamite
13 going on 30
mean girls
a cinderella story
friday night lights
confessions of a teenage drama queen
aquamarine
john tucker must die
she’s the man
charlie barlett
juno
superbad
sydney white
another cinderella story
nick and norah’s infinite playlist
drillbit taylor
sex drive
17 again
i love you, beth cooper

2010s:

easy a
it’s kind of a funny story
the last song
prom
project x
21 jump street
pitch perfect
the perks of being a wall flower
the first time
warm bodies
spring breakers
the bling ring
the to do list
the spectacular now